A Momentary lapse of reason(able scales)

There is a saying (that I just invented) which postulates something to the effect of ‘rating music on a numerical scale is stupid and pointless and we should probably not keep measuring our opinions according to such antiquated methodologies’. Since no one will recognize my empirical wisdom, you are stuck (as a visitor to this madness) with a scale invented solely to usurp the status quo! One which assigns all music according to a completely arbitrary set of attributes. They are as follows:

• The Banger

  • The top tier! An all time classic! An album (or song) which you could put on and vibe to indefinitely. Although their existence is rare, they do exist and when found they elevate your soul to a higher plane of existence.

• The Boop